When I’m at work, trust me, you can’t miss me. When I’m out… same! If ever there’s a big event happening, I’ll be there helping to make it even bigger. Every ENTERTAINER has a PhD in FUN! I never miss an opportunity. The slightest hint of fun, and I snap into action with lightning response time. If the truth be known, sometimes I make decisions so fast that my excitement becomes active before my logic. Adds to the fun-factor really.

 

That noise in the tea room? Yep, it’s probably me. Like a moth to a flame, I’m irresistibly drawn to the limelight. It happens so naturally; to the point where sometimes it’s like the limelight is actually drawn to me! Weird, but good!

Did I ask if you like my dress?

 

Without the slightest of hesitation, I immediately accept any and every invitation to a party. It’s against the ‘ENTERTAINER Code of Ethics’ to refuse such an offer. On the rarest of rare occasions when I actually do decline a party invite, you can be sure it’s because I’ve already accepted another invite. Even so, to save face, I’ve been known to attend multiple parties on the same date.

 

Indeed, a party without ENTERTAINERs is technically not a party at all; it’s really just a dinner or a quiet social gathering. We ENTERTAINERs have the inherent ability to turn a floundering, lifeless party into a night to remember! If you’re not an ENTERTAINER and you’ve organized a party without including me or at least 1 other ENTERTAINER on your guest list, then prepare for an early night.

 

So, the dress, what do you think? It’s not too much, is it?

 

I have a driving passion for winning, especially at work. Whenever I compete, losing is not an option. It’s this intense loathing for losing that generates my passion for winning. To that end; if someone attempts to intentionally defame, embarrass, corrupt or subvert me in my quest to win, that someone had better be ready for the fight of their lives. I have a relentless and primordial capacity for competing. BEWARE!

 

Also, being wrong is my identical twin to losing. It’s hard to tell them apart. Being wrong is losing and losing is wrong! More terrifying than being wrong, is being exposed for being wrong. In fact, this is so terrifying, that I dare not talk about it any further.

 

So that you don’t think this is all just my opinion; have a read of what this guy says about me and my ENTERTAINER buddies:

“If you are an ENTERTAINER, then you represent all the excitement of life that too many of us forget to indulge in. You are the fireworks of New Years Eve, the bubbles in champagne and the joyful screams of the roller-coaster. You (and all your fellow ENTERTAINERs) remind us that life is truly meant for living. You make our world a celebration. Party on!” - Mike Francis

 

Now, you see, that guy just totally gets me!

 

WOOHOO! Party! Party! Party!

 

Oh, I almost forgot… the dress… you like it, right?! Yes! I just knew it!!!